Oh, is there a "you're crazy" team? 'Cause I think they'd make you captain.

Raine — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 16:55:25 -0700

RORY: Maybe you could come with me.

LORELAI: Oh, is there a “you’re crazy” team? ’Cause I think they’d make you captain.

RORY: Please?

LORELAI: Rory, I love you. I would take a bullet for you. But I’d rather stick something sharp in my ear than go to the club with you.

RORY: Fine.

LORELAI: I’d rather slide down a banister of razor blades and land in a pool of alcohol than go to the club with you.

RORY: I got it.

LORELAI: Don’t stop me, I’m on a roll. I’d rather eat my own hand than go to the club with you. Ooh, I’d rather get my face surgically altered to look like that lunatic rich lady with the lion head than go to the club with you.

RORY: Would you like me to drive so you can continue your diatribe?

LORELAI: Would ya? Thanks. I’d rather cut off my head and use it as a punch bowl than go to the club with you.

Rory going golfing with her grandfather for the first time and she is trying to talk Lorelai into going with her.

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