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BIRTHDAY PARTY

[A woman, Helen, walks two boys over to Lorelai]

HELEN: Here we go. I’d like you to meet Redmond and Riley James.

LORELAI: Redmond, Riley, nice to meet you. I’m Julie, your cruise director. I’m here to help you with your costumes…

BOY (running up to Lorelai): Lorelai, my hood is loose!

REDMOND: Her name is Julie, stupid.

BOY: No, it’s not, retard!

LORELAI: Hey, hey, hey.

RILEY: She just told us her name was Julie. She’s our cruise director.

BOY: What’s a cruise director?