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It Should've Been Lorelai
Tue, 2007-01-30 16:30
Submitted by
TimK
Season 2
Episode 214
Episode guide:
“It Should've Been Lorelai” at crazy-internet-people
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Gilmore-isms in Episode 214
LORELAI:
Ah yes, the Gilmore family players rival the Barrymores for their sophisticated, dramatic productions.
RORY:
But I also pictured you with Pee Wee Herman.
PARIS:
For the average Willie Nelson roadie, yes, but not for a winning debate team member.
LORELAI:
Go Rory! Go Rory!
RORY:
I have taken to jumping into the gigantic pile of dirty clothes while we play our Reader’s Digest World’s Famous Polka CD...
CHRISTOPHER:
I hear you’re the greatest chef after Alan Ducass.
RICHARD:
I might as well have been in French Lick, Indiana.
LORELAI:
It was one of those nights where you start off stepping in quicksand and end up with a 16-ton anvil landing on your head.
LORELAI:
It’s also excellent for cranking Metallica.
LORELAI:
I’ll body block the fool who tries to go upstairs.
CHRISTOPHER:
I’ll have one of my patented White Castle bachelor dinners.
PARIS:
Let's not harbor any Pinteresque fantasies here, Rory.
LANE:
My mom’s done everything but slap a Dr. Dre ankle bracelet on me.
RORY:
No two people know more about assisted suicide than the two of us. Kevorkian called today for a couple of tips.
RORY:
Not Two Fat Ladies again.
RORY:
Oh, and later I pictured you marrying Matthew Broderick, ... and we would talk about his Ferris Bueller days.
LORELAI:
Or we could sit in the corner... so that no one can come up behind you and whack you with a cannoli.
LORELAI:
Schmitty’s over the hill, he's washed up, put him in Cooperstown.
LORELAI:
Suddenly everyone in the world was saying "music has charms to soothe the savage beast" when it was written breast?
LANE:
There’s a new Belle and Sebastian single coming out today.
LORELAI:
This whole morning has been a little Twilight Zone-y.
RORY:
Well, having company is about making sacrifices.
LORELAI:
Yeah, duck Harvey.
LORELAI:
You should get a show on the Home and Garden channel, Mom?
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