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Gilmore-isms in Episode 214

• LORELAI: Ah yes, the Gilmore family players rival the Barrymores for their sophisticated, dramatic productions.
• RORY: But I also pictured you with Pee Wee Herman.
• PARIS: For the average Willie Nelson roadie, yes, but not for a winning debate team member.
• LORELAI: Go Rory! Go Rory!
• RORY: I have taken to jumping into the gigantic pile of dirty clothes while we play our Reader’s Digest World’s Famous Polka CD...
• CHRISTOPHER: I hear you’re the greatest chef after Alan Ducass.
• RICHARD: I might as well have been in French Lick, Indiana.
• LORELAI: It was one of those nights where you start off stepping in quicksand and end up with a 16-ton anvil landing on your head.
• LORELAI: It’s also excellent for cranking Metallica.
• LORELAI: I’ll body block the fool who tries to go upstairs.
• CHRISTOPHER: I’ll have one of my patented White Castle bachelor dinners.
• PARIS: Let's not harbor any Pinteresque fantasies here, Rory.
• LANE: My mom’s done everything but slap a Dr. Dre ankle bracelet on me.
• RORY: No two people know more about assisted suicide than the two of us. Kevorkian called today for a couple of tips.
• RORY: Not Two Fat Ladies again.
• RORY: Oh, and later I pictured you marrying Matthew Broderick, ... and we would talk about his Ferris Bueller days.
• LORELAI: Or we could sit in the corner... so that no one can come up behind you and whack you with a cannoli.
• LORELAI: Schmitty’s over the hill, he's washed up, put him in Cooperstown.
• LORELAI: Suddenly everyone in the world was saying "music has charms to soothe the savage beast" when it was written breast?
• LANE: There’s a new Belle and Sebastian single coming out today.
• LORELAI: This whole morning has been a little Twilight Zone-y.
• RORY: Well, having company is about making sacrifices.
• LORELAI: Yeah, duck Harvey.
• LORELAI: You should get a show on the Home and Garden channel, Mom?