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BABETTE (whispering): “My Funny Valentine,” it doesn’t work. It’s April already. What about “Down With Love”?

MISS PATTY (also whispering): To open? It’s too depressing.

BABETTE: It’s not depressing. It’s ironic.

MISS PATTY: People don’t listen to music for irony.

BABETTE: What about Wierd Al?

MISS PATTY: Weird Who? … (to Lorelai) So what do you think, Lorelai, to open the show? Streisand or Porter?

LORELAI: You can’t go wrong with either one.