(Gilmore Girls fan site)In the episode “One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes.”
RORY: YES THE LEVEL OF SERVICE IS JUST THAT UN FRICKEN BELIEVABLE
SHANE:HAVE A NICE DAY
RORY: YEAH THANKS YOU TOO, AND BY THE WAY BLOATY IS NOT A WORD THERE IS BLOATED ,BLOATING BUT NO BLOATY
SHANE: THANX THAT FASCINATING
RORY WELL FOR YOU HOW ICE I MADE IS PROBABLY FASCINATING
CYA!!
In the episode “New and Improved Lorelai.”
PARIS: “So you live in your grandparents pool house?”
RORY: “Yeah.”
PARIS: “Aren’t you afraid of sleepwalking into the pool and drowning?”
RORY: “I am now!”
In the episode “Back in the Saddle Again,” in reference to Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle.
RORY: Would you really have felt guilty?
LORELAI: No. But I would have felt guilty about not feeling guilty, and you can see how that could just go on forever.
RORY: Miss Gilmore and the Vicious Circle. Click to continue »
In the episode “Back in the Saddle Again,” in reference to Waiting for Godot.
EMILY: We’re waiting for your father.
LORELAI: It’s gonna get cold.
EMILY: We are waiting for your father.
LORELAI: We’ve been waiting forever.
EMILY: We have not been waiting forever!
LORELAI: Forever. Godot was just here. He said, “I ain’t waiting for Richard,” grabbed a roll and left. It’s been forever!
In the episode “Dead Uncles and Vegetables,” in reference to Patricia Hearst.
JACKSON: She’s so excited.
LORELAI: She’s brainwashed. She’s Patricia Hearst and my mother is the SLA. Click to continue »
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Barrymore Theatre.
CHRISTOPHER: So, quaint evening of theater last night.
LORELAI: Ah yes, the Gilmore family players rival the Barrymores for their sophisticated, dramatic productions.
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Matthew Broderick.
RORY: Yeah. Oh, and later I pictured you marrying Matthew Broderick, and we lived in New York in this great apartment in the village and we would talk about his Ferris Bueller days.
LORELAI: Just think how easy Producers tickets would be to get.
RORY: Oh, it would be fourth row center every night.
LORELAI: I’m sorry that Matthew and I couldn’t work it out, honey.
RORY: I’ll try to get over it.
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Pee Wee Herman.
LORELAI: When you’ve thought about me and your dad – what have you been thinking all these years? … I mean, did you ever picture us potentially together, like ‘we are family’ together? …
RORY: Well, I’ll admit that I have pictured the three of us living together at various times, but in the way that all kids picture their estranged parents living together or the way they should be together, but it’s stupid.
LORELAI: It’s not stupid.
RORY: Yeah, I’ve pictured it.
LORELAI: Hm.
RORY: But I also pictured you with Pee Wee Herman.
LORELAI: Wow.
RORY: Yeah. We lived in his playhouse and we’d be talking to Chairy and Captain Carl would be walking by.
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Ricki Lake.
LORELAI: When you’ve thought about me and your dad – what have you been thinking all these years? … I mean, did you ever picture us potentially together, like ‘we are family’ together?
RORY: Well, not really.
LORELAI: But sort of, it crossed your mind?
RORY: I feel like I’m on the Ricki Lake show.
LORELAI: Go Rory! Go Rory!
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