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It's us. We're not here. We have a life. Get over it

Mon, 2010-06-14 19:05
Submitted by Miss M

In the episode “The Lorelais' First Day at Yale.”

Lorelai: “It’s us. We’re not here. We have a life. Get over it”
(Answering Machine Message)

LORELAI: We are not Michelle Kwan-ing this.

Fri, 2010-05-28 00:13
Submitted by Antha

In the episode “A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving,” in reference to Michelle Kwan and the winter Olympics.

LORELAI: How? Rory, what are we if not world champion eaters?

RORY: It’s too much food.

LORELAI: It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny. This is our finest hour.

RORY: Or final hour.

LORELAI: No, no. Get inspired and tomorrow I guarantee you, we will be standing on the Olympic platform receiving our gold medals for eating. We are not Michelle Kwan-ing this.

PARIS: My Thanksgiving is turning into a Wes Craven movie.

Thu, 2010-05-27 23:57
Submitted by Antha

In the episode “A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving,” in reference to Wes Craven.

PARIS: My Thanksgiving is turning into a Wes Craven movie.

RORY: How so?

PARIS: I called shelters to volunteer to serve food. Its Thanksgiving – you’d think they have needs. Nope. Every stupid soup kitchen in town turned me down because they have enough volunteers.

MADELINE: Bummer.

PARIS: I’m on a couple waiting lists, but it doesn’t look good.

DAVE RYGALSKI: Kurt Cobain calluses

Thu, 2010-05-27 23:50
Submitted by Antha

In the episode “A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving,” in reference to Kurt Cobain.

LANE: Sorry, I’m sorry about everything.

DAVE: What?

LANE: The whole night. I had no idea she’d make you play five straight hours without a break.

DAVE: It’s okay.

LANE: Your hands must be dead.

DAVE: They’re just a little numb. But I’ve got these Kurt Cobain calluses now, how cool is that? Click to continue »

DAVE RYGALSKI: The Man Who Sold the World

Thu, 2010-05-27 23:33
Submitted by Antha

In the episode “A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving,” in reference to "The Man Who Sold the World" -- song by David Bowie.

The little guitar intro Dave plays at the Kim household on Thanksgiving and also when Dave kisses Lane outside by the tree. Click to continue »

PARIS: My life with the Banger sisters.

Thu, 2010-05-27 23:18
Submitted by Antha

In the episode “A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving,” in reference to The Banger Sisters.

MADELINE: This was bad. For the last five minutes, every single thing she said sounded dirty.

LOUISE: Yeah, same here.

PARIS: Good God.

MADELINE: I mean, reticulum? Come on.

LOUISE: Plus, the Golgi body. I mean, is it me or is that majorly pornographic?

PARIS: My life with the Banger sisters. Click to continue »

RORY: Nancy Walker

Sat, 2010-03-27 03:38
Submitted by OMGchristalee

In the episode “Kiss and Tell,” in reference to Nancy Walker.

“No kissing noises. No stories from my childhood. No referring to Chicago as Chi-town. No James Dean jokes. No father with a shotgun stares. No Nancy Walker impressions.” Click to continue »

JESS MARIANO: Lenny Bruce

Mon, 2009-12-28 15:03
Submitted by rylzy

In the episode “A-Tisket, A-Tasket.”

Jess: Well, it’s no Lenny Bruce routine but it has its moments. Click to continue »

LORELAI: "Fracking Celine Dion!"

Thu, 2009-11-12 16:13
Submitted by Tom

In the episode “I Get A Sidekick Out of You,” in reference to Battlestar Galactica.

“Fracking Celine Dion!” Click to continue »

LORELAI: Redmond, Riley, nice to meet you. I'm Julie, your cruise director. I'm here to help you with your costumes.

Wed, 2009-02-25 05:05
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “The Hobbit, the Sofa, and Digger Stiles,” in reference to Love Boat.

BIRTHDAY PARTY

[A woman, Helen, walks two boys over to Lorelai]

HELEN: Here we go. I’d like you to meet Redmond and Riley James.

LORELAI: Redmond, Riley, nice to meet you. I’m Julie, your cruise director. I’m here to help you with your costumes…

BOY (running up to Lorelai): Lorelai, my hood is loose!

REDMOND: Her name is Julie, stupid.

BOY: No, it’s not, retard!

LORELAI: Hey, hey, hey.

RILEY: She just told us her name was Julie. She’s our cruise director.

BOY: What’s a cruise director?

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