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EMILY: When I was the Ballantyne Resort, it got me thinking: This is really something I think you should do.

Wed, 2007-05-30 13:09
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Bon Voyage,” in reference to Ballantyne Resort.

EMILY: I think you should add a spa to your inn.

LORELAI: A spa?

EMILY: Yes, spas are exploding.

LORELAI: Sounds dangerous.

EMILY: All of our friends are trading island vacations for spa holidays.

LORELAI: I don’t know, mom.

EMILY: When I was the Ballantyne Resort, it got me thinking: This is really something I think you should do. Small country inns are old news, Lorelai. Destination spas are what everyone’s talking about.

EMILY: This woman keeps rocking back and forth. It’s like sitting behind Ray Charles.

Tue, 2007-05-15 16:28
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Unto The Breach,” in reference to Ray Charles.

EMILY: This chair is faulty. Every time I lean from one side to the other, I almost slide off.

LORELAI: Do you want to switch seats?

RICHARD: Now Lorelai, you don’t need to switch. Emily, your chair’s fine. Just don’t lean.

EMILY: I have to lean. This woman keeps rocking back and forth. It’s like sitting behind Ray Charles.

EMILY: Apparently Lorelai has decided to invoke the "don't ask, don't tell" rule.

Tue, 2007-05-15 16:26
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Unto The Breach,” in reference to Bill Clinton.

CHRISTOPHER: Any answer from Rory?

LORELAI: Not yet.

EMILY: Apparently Lorelai has decided to invoke the “don’t ask, don’t tell” rule.

LORELAI: Oh mom.

RICHARD: Bill Clinton, that’s a speaker I would have enjoyed. I can’t stand his politics, but he has a commanding presence and a nice voice. I wonder if he records books on tape.

EMILY: Can I have my program back, then? As my friend Sylvia Rosenblat would say, "I'm Shavitzing."

Tue, 2007-05-15 16:12
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Unto The Breach,” in reference to Sylvia Rosenblat.

EMILY: What? It was hot. I needed a fan.

RICHARD: Sweetheart, I’m sure I can use some of my many contacts to procure as many programs as you need.

LORELAI: Really? Could you? That would be great.

EMILY: Can I have my program back, then? As my friend Sylvia Rosenblat would say, “I’m Shavitzing.”

LORELAI: Shvitzing, mom. Shvitzing. Never mind.

RICHARD AND EMILY: You're the top!

Tue, 2007-05-15 15:50
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Unto The Breach,” in reference to You're the Top.

RICHARD (singing): You’re the top! You have graduated.

EMILY (also singing): You’re the top! Your grandparents are elated.

RICHARD: Newspaper editor, Phi Beta Kappa, wow!

EMILY: You’re a revelation, a huge sensation.

RICHARD: You should take a bow.

EMILY: You are done. No more school for you.

RICHARD: There is nothing now that you can’t do.

EMILY: You’ll make us proud. We’ll sing it loud.

RICHARD: It’s true!

RICHARD AND EMILY: ’Cause now, Rory, you’re a Bulldog through and through!

EMILY: I'm sure it's nepotism. If your name isn't Keller or Sulzberger, you may as well not even apply.

Sun, 2007-05-06 15:38
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Lorelai, Lorelai,” in reference to Bill Keller.

RORY: I didn’t get the internship at the New York Times

EMILY: This is preposterous! Who could be more qualified than you? … I’m sure it’s nepotism. If your name isn’t Keller or Sulzberger, you may as well not even apply.

EMILY: My daughter, Henny Youngman.

Thu, 2007-04-26 04:12
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Rory's Birthday Parties,” in reference to Henny Youngman.

LORELAI: Ugh. Crazy Sissy’s dad.

EMILY: That’s terrible. Sissy was a good friend of yours.

LORELAI: Mom, Sissy talked to her stuffed animals and they answered her…

EMILY: Everything’s a joke. Everyone’s a punch line.

LORELAI: OK, I’m sorry.

EMILY: My daughter, Henny Youngman.

EMILY: Sea bass is not a fishy fish.

Sat, 2007-02-24 17:09
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “I'm a Kayak, Hear Me Roar.”

EMILY: I don’t think it tastes fishy. Sea bass is not a fishy fish. Mackerel is a fishy fish. Trout can be a fishy fish. But sea bass is not really a fishy fish…

LORELAI: You know, the green beans are very green beany, which is so good, especially if you like green beans, which I do.

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