Emily - Gilmore Girls Quotes

EMILY: When I was the Ballantyne Resort, it got me thinking: This is really something I think you should do.

TimK — Wed, 30 May 2007 06:09:47 -0700

In the episode “Bon Voyage,” in reference to Ballantyne Resort.

EMILY: I think you should add a spa to your inn.

LORELAI: A spa?

EMILY: Yes, spas are exploding.

LORELAI: Sounds dangerous.

EMILY: All of our friends are trading island vacations for spa holidays.

LORELAI: I don’t know, mom.

EMILY: When I was the Ballantyne Resort, it got me thinking: This is really something I think you should do. Small country inns are old news, Lorelai. Destination spas are what everyone’s talking about.

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EMILY: This woman keeps rocking back and forth. It’s like sitting behind Ray Charles.

TimK — Tue, 15 May 2007 09:28:13 -0700

In the episode “Unto The Breach,” in reference to Ray Charles.

EMILY: This chair is faulty. Every time I lean from one side to the other, I almost slide off.

LORELAI: Do you want to switch seats?

RICHARD: Now Lorelai, you don’t need to switch. Emily, your chair’s fine. Just don’t lean.

EMILY: I have to lean. This woman keeps rocking back and forth. It’s like sitting behind Ray Charles.

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EMILY: Apparently Lorelai has decided to invoke the "don't ask, don't tell" rule.

TimK — Tue, 15 May 2007 09:26:12 -0700

In the episode “Unto The Breach,” in reference to Bill Clinton.

CHRISTOPHER: Any answer from Rory?

LORELAI: Not yet.

EMILY: Apparently Lorelai has decided to invoke the “don’t ask, don’t tell” rule.

LORELAI: Oh mom.

RICHARD: Bill Clinton, that’s a speaker I would have enjoyed. I can’t stand his politics, but he has a commanding presence and a nice voice. I wonder if he records books on tape.

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EMILY: Can I have my program back, then? As my friend Sylvia Rosenblat would say, "I'm Shavitzing."

TimK — Tue, 15 May 2007 09:12:10 -0700

In the episode “Unto The Breach,” in reference to Sylvia Rosenblat.

EMILY: What? It was hot. I needed a fan.

RICHARD: Sweetheart, I’m sure I can use some of my many contacts to procure as many programs as you need.

LORELAI: Really? Could you? That would be great.

EMILY: Can I have my program back, then? As my friend Sylvia Rosenblat would say, “I’m Shavitzing.”

LORELAI: Shvitzing, mom. Shvitzing. Never mind.

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RICHARD AND EMILY: You're the top!

TimK — Tue, 15 May 2007 08:50:44 -0700

In the episode “Unto The Breach,” in reference to You're the Top.

RICHARD (singing): You’re the top! You have graduated.

EMILY (also singing): You’re the top! Your grandparents are elated.

RICHARD: Newspaper editor, Phi Beta Kappa, wow!

EMILY: You’re a revelation, a huge sensation.

RICHARD: You should take a bow.

EMILY: You are done. No more school for you.

RICHARD: There is nothing now that you can’t do.

EMILY: You’ll make us proud. We’ll sing it loud.

RICHARD: It’s true!

RICHARD AND EMILY: ’Cause now, Rory, you’re a Bulldog through and through!

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EMILY: I'm sure it's nepotism. If your name isn't Keller or Sulzberger, you may as well not even apply.

TimK — Sun, 06 May 2007 08:38:54 -0700

In the episode “Lorelai, Lorelai,” in reference to Bill Keller.

RORY: I didn’t get the internship at the New York Times…

EMILY: This is preposterous! Who could be more qualified than you? … I’m sure it’s nepotism. If your name isn’t Keller or Sulzberger, you may as well not even apply.

Arthur Sulzberger is chairman of The New York Times Company. Bill Keller is Executive Editor.

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EMILY: My daughter, Henny Youngman.

TimK — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:12:57 -0700

In the episode “Rory's Birthday Parties,” in reference to Henny Youngman.

LORELAI: Ugh. Crazy Sissy’s dad.

EMILY: That’s terrible. Sissy was a good friend of yours.

LORELAI: Mom, Sissy talked to her stuffed animals and they answered her…

EMILY: Everything’s a joke. Everyone’s a punch line.

LORELAI: OK, I’m sorry.

EMILY: My daughter, Henny Youngman.

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EMILY: Sea bass is not a fishy fish.

TimK — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:09:53 -0800

In the episode “I'm a Kayak, Hear Me Roar.”

EMILY: I don’t think it tastes fishy. Sea bass is not a fishy fish. Mackerel is a fishy fish. Trout can be a fishy fish. But sea bass is not really a fishy fish…

LORELAI: You know, the green beans are very green beany, which is so good, especially if you like green beans, which I do.

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