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JACKSON: Either your signature or your brains are going to be on the contract.

Fri, 2006-11-03 09:24
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Emily Says Hello,” in reference to The Godfather.

JACKSON (holding a giant pair of scissors): I came home from work, and I found these on the doorstep! What the hell is this supposed to mean?!

SOOKIE: Hon, maybe it’s just a joke.

JACKSON: No. This is not a joke! This is a threat!

LORELAI: Yeah. Those people at Butterick Patterns play pretty rough.

JACKSON: This is the fish on the doorstep. It’s the horse head in the bed. It’s the “Either your signature or your brains are going to be on the contract.”

SOOKIE: Jackson, calm down!

JACKSON: I will not calm down! I told them I would not do any ribbon cutting ceremonies! Click to continue »

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