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JESS MARIANO: Lenny Bruce

Mon, 2009-12-28 15:03
Submitted by rylzy

In the episode “A-Tisket, A-Tasket.”

Jess: Well, it’s no Lenny Bruce routine but it has its moments. Click to continue »

JESS: So, Courtney, what about you?

Mon, 2009-02-23 15:21
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Teach Me Tonight,” in reference to Courtney Love.

RORY: Do not give me that whole “I’m so misunderstood,” Kurt Cobain-y thing. You are way stronger than that, and I don’t even wanna hear it… You could do more.

JESS: Oh, here come the pompoms.

RORY: No, no pompoms, just me saying you could do more.

(pause)

JESS: So, Courtney, what about you? Click to continue »

JESS: I like the new look. It's very Blue Crush.

Thu, 2009-01-08 15:54
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Eight O'clock at the Oasis,” in reference to Blue Crush.

(Rory is soaked from the sprinklers going haywire. She runs down the street and crosses paths with Jess.)

JESS: Whoa, whoa, slow down.

RORY: (upset) Get out of my way.

JESS: I like the new look. It’s very Blue Crush.

JESS: So, Courtney, what about you?

Thu, 2009-01-08 15:48
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Teach Me Tonight.”

RORY: You could do more.

JESS: Oh, here come the pompoms.

RORY: No, no pompoms, just me saying you could do more.

JESS: (pauses) So, Courtney, what about you?

JESS: Excuse me Edgar Bergen, I think I'd like Charlie McCarthy to answer now.

Thu, 2009-01-08 15:27
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “A-Tisket, A-Tasket,” in reference to Edgar Bergen.

DEAN: She’s not going with you.

JESS: (to Rory) Really, is that true?

DEAN: Yes, it’s true.

JESS: Excuse me Edgar Bergen, I think I’d like Charlie McCarthy to answer now.

DEAN: Shut up. Click to continue »

JESS: Kind of looks like Björk.

Thu, 2009-01-08 15:09
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “The Bracebridge Dinner,” in reference to Björk.

JESS: Your snowman. Snowwoman, actually.

RORY: You know which one is ours?

JESS: It definitely has the most personality. Kind of looks like Björk.

RORY: That’s what we were going for.

JESS: Wow, that's grrreat!

Thu, 2009-01-08 14:50
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy,” in reference to Tony the Tiger.

LUKE: (showing Jess around the apartment) Well, here we are. It’s pretty simple. You know, this is the room. That’s my bed, that’s your, uh, bed for now, but the sheets are new. There’s the bathroom; there’s the closet; there’s the dresser, the phone, and over there is the kitchen. I’ve got Frosted Flakes.

JESS: Wow, that’s grrreat!

JESS: It’s getting a little West Side Story here, Dean, and I gotta warn you, my dancing skills are not up to snuff.

Mon, 2006-12-04 20:04
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving,” in reference to West Side Story.

DEAN: Nothing to say?

JESS: Guess not.

DEAN: That’s funny. You usually have something to say.

JESS: Guess I’m all talked out.

DEAN: (pursuing) What’s the matter, Jess? Why you walking away?

JESS: It’s getting a little West Side Story here, Dean, and I gotta warn you, my dancing skills are not up to snuff. Click to continue »

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