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LANE: There’s a new Belle and Sebastian single coming out today.

Thu, 2008-01-31 19:20
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Belle and Sebastian.

LANE: Look, I don’t have much time. I’ve already used up my five minutes of phone time so this is totally illicit, but I have to talk to you. There’s a new Belle and Sebastian single coming out today.

RORY: I know.

LANE: I have to have it.

RORY: Okay, well -.

LANE: No, I mean I have to have it.

RORY: I don’t know if I have time to pick it up.

LANE: What? Rory, do you wanna hear how I used up my five minutes of phone time today? Talking to Amazon.com trying to get them to overnight it to me in a plain package with a return address referencing something Korean and religious.

RORY: They wouldn’t do it, huh?

LANE: I think they notified the government.

LANE: My mom’s done everything but slap a Dr. Dre ankle bracelet on me.

Thu, 2008-01-31 18:45
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Dr. Dre.

RORY: So I guess you’re still grounded over that whole Henry thing, huh?

LANE: Are you kidding? It’s the mother of all groundings. My mom’s done everything but slap a Dr. Dre ankle bracelet on me.

LANE: And maybe [opening for] Grizzly Bear.

Sun, 2007-05-06 16:58
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Lorelai, Lorelai,” in reference to Grizzly Bear.

BRIAN: Zack says they’re going to be playing the Bowery and Roseland. Insane! I can’t wait to see those shows! And opening for Tokyo Police Club?

LANE: And maybe Grizzly Bear.

LANE: Three choruses of "Nappy Nappy Time Time" and 20 minutes of rhythmic shooshing, and they both konked out.

Sun, 2007-05-06 16:28
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Lorelai, Lorelai,” in reference to Ren and Stimpy.

ZACK: Are they both down?

LANE: Yes! Three choruses of “Nappy Nappy Time Time” and 20 minutes of rhythmic shooshing, and they both konked out. Click to continue »

LANE: Oh, well, there's no way Mark Twain could compete with that.

Mon, 2007-04-02 23:28
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Pilot,” in reference to The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

LANE: Well was it a good color at least?

RORY: It had sparkles in it.

LANE: Wow.

RORY: And it smelled like bubble gum when it dried.

LANE: Oh, well, there’s no way Mark Twain could compete with that. Click to continue »

LANE: I seriously doubt I'm gonna make any inroads with Eminem.

Mon, 2007-04-02 23:10
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Pilot,” in reference to Eminem.

RORY: When are you going to let your parents know that you listen to the evil rock music? You’re an American teenager, for God’s sake.

LANE: Rory, if my parents still get upset over the obscene portion size of American food, I seriously doubt I’m gonna make any inroads with Eminem.

LANE: If not for your mom, we might have gone the way Pretty Girls Make Graves.

Sat, 2007-03-10 07:22
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore?,” in reference to Pretty Girls Make Graves.

LANE: Me and my mom, classic Kim-family grudge-fest. If not for your mom, we might have gone the way Pretty Girls Make Graves. They were so young, and had so many killer albums left in them.

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