Michel - Gilmore Girls Quotes

MICHEL: Whatever. I'm outie 5000.

TimK — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:39:24 -0700

In the episode “Hay Bale Maze,” in reference to Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

MICHEL: Whatever.

SOOKIE: Michel, people stopped saying “whatever,” like, 2 years ago.

MICHEL: Whatever. I’m outie 5000.

“Outie” is a shortened version of “I’m outta here,” but flavored with the name of the Audi 5000, a popular German automobile.

The character Romulox on Aqua Teen Hunger Force used this phrase.

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MICHEL: Fabien Baron once publically admired the way I decorated my locker at crunch.

TimK — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:31:36 -0700

In the episode “Hay Bale Maze,” in reference to Fabien Baron.

SOOKIE: Michel, you can’t put your schedules in the front of the basket. It’s blocking everything.

MICHEL: So?

SOOKIE: So it shouldn’t block everything. It doesn’t look good.

MICHEL: Yes it does. I am a man of refine and renown. Aesthetician Fabien Baron once publically admired the way I decorated my locker at crunch.

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MICHEL: When the princess of Wales was interned at Althorp the Spencer family was asked whether or not they wanted programs.

TimK — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:35:42 -0800

In the episode “Farewell, My Pet,” in reference to Princess Diana.

LORELAI: The programs…

SOOKIE: You want programs?

MICHEL: Do you think when the princess of Wales was interned at Althorpe the Spencer family was asked whether or not they wanted programs?

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MICHEL: Maybe we will get lucky and a hip-hop station will be playing Snoop Doggy Dogg.

TimK — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:28:42 -0800

In the episode “Farewell, My Pet,” in reference to Snoop Doggy Dogg.

MICHEL: I don’t even know why we are even bothering to select music. Why not just turn on the radio and hope for the best? Maybe we will get lucky and a hip-hop station will be playing Snoop Doggy Dogg.

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MICHEL: After all, 'My Heart Will Go On' was Chin Chin's favorite song.

TimK — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:09:51 -0800

In the episode “Farewell, My Pet,” in reference to Celine Dion.

LORELAI: More Princess Diana, less dog.

ZACH: So you want Elton John?

LORELAI: We were thinking very dignified. Bach, Mozart—

MICHEL: Celine Dion.

LORELAI: Or Celine Dion.

ZACH: Oh, please, don’t make me do that.

MICHEL: After all, “My Heart Will Go On” was Chin Chin’s favorite song.

LORELAI: Aw. Well, There you go, huh? We’ll just find, uh, “My Heart…” (leafing through sheet music) “My Heart Belongs to Daddy.” “My Heart Belongs to Me.” “My Heart Belongs to You.” Ha, my heart can’t make up its mind.

ZACH: How about “Tears in Heaven.” That’s a wicked song.

LORELAI: How about… “My Heart Is Crying For You.” “My Heart Is Waiting.” “My Heart Stood Still.” People, very interested in this whole “heart” thing.

ZACH: “I Will Always Love You.” I mean, it’s got the cheese factor, but it’s still at least a legitimate—

LORELAI (pulling out a sheet music booklet): “My Heart Will Go On”!

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