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PARIS: My Thanksgiving is turning into a Wes Craven movie.

Thu, 2010-05-27 23:57
Submitted by Antha

In the episode “A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving,” in reference to Wes Craven.

PARIS: My Thanksgiving is turning into a Wes Craven movie.

RORY: How so?

PARIS: I called shelters to volunteer to serve food. Its Thanksgiving – you’d think they have needs. Nope. Every stupid soup kitchen in town turned me down because they have enough volunteers.

MADELINE: Bummer.

PARIS: I’m on a couple waiting lists, but it doesn’t look good.

PARIS: My life with the Banger sisters.

Thu, 2010-05-27 23:18
Submitted by Antha

In the episode “A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving,” in reference to The Banger Sisters.

MADELINE: This was bad. For the last five minutes, every single thing she said sounded dirty.

LOUISE: Yeah, same here.

PARIS: Good God.

MADELINE: I mean, reticulum? Come on.

LOUISE: Plus, the Golgi body. I mean, is it me or is that majorly pornographic?

PARIS: My life with the Banger sisters. Click to continue »

Arent you afraid of sleepwalking into the pool and drowning?

Thu, 2008-07-17 21:55
Submitted by xolovetodayox

In the episode “New and Improved Lorelai.”

PARIS: “So you live in your grandparents pool house?”

RORY: “Yeah.”

PARIS: “Aren’t you afraid of sleepwalking into the pool and drowning?”

RORY: “I am now!”

PARIS: Let's not harbor any Pinteresque fantasies here, Rory.

Thu, 2008-01-31 19:10
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Harold Pinter.

RORY: Okay, word speed isn’t everything. Sometimes I will add a dramatic pause to prove a point, undercutting my wpm.

PARIS: Let’s not harbor any Pinteresque fantasies here, Rory. We’ll have scant minutes to make our arguments and we have to maximize our collective wpm.

PARIS: For the average Willie Nelson roadie, yes, but not for a winning debate team member.

Thu, 2008-01-31 19:09
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Willie Nelson.

PARIS: You’re only doing 135 wpm.

RORY: Wpm?

PARIS: Words per minute.

RORY: Of course.

PARIS: That’s slow.

RORY: That’s not slow.

PARIS: It’s Jimmy Bob slow.

RORY: I talk normally.

PARIS: For the average Willie Nelson roadie, yes, but not for a winning debate team member. As a comparison, I speak an average of 178 wpm.

PARIS: Hey, anyone stupid enough to hand out with Butch Cassidy and the Sun-dunce kid deserves whatever they get.

Thu, 2007-05-17 21:51
Submitted by Raine

In the episode “Run Away, Little Boy.”

RORY: Tristin got suspended again?

PARIS: Oh, like you hadn’t noticed he’d been gone?

RORY: What did he do?

MADELINE: Took apart Mr. McCaffey’s car and put it back together in the science building hallway.

RORY: You’re kidding.

LOUISE: Yeah, well he didn’t do it by himself. Duncan and Bowman were there too.

MADELINE: Plus the mechanics that they paid to do the actual work.

PARIS: Hey, anyone stupid enough to hand out with Butch Cassidy and the Sun-dunce kid deserves whatever they get.

PARIS: I wouldn't throw Jake Gyllenhaal out of bed.

Thu, 2007-04-19 08:46
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Hay Bale Maze,” in reference to Jake Gyllenhaal.

PARIS: You’re lactose resistant. You have a bias against lactose. You’re sensitive.

DOYLE: I’m not sensitive. I have no problem with lactose.

PARIS: There’s nothing wrong with being sensitive. Jake Gyllenhaal is sensitive. Orlando Bloom, sensitive… I wouldn’t throw Jake Gyllenhaal out of bed.

PARIS: Well, so did Charles Manson.

Thu, 2007-03-15 18:16
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “The Long Morrow,” in reference to Charles Manson.

MARILYN: I just want her to get into a good school. She has such potential.

PARIS: Well, so did Charles Manson.

PARIS: What's with the goony look? Your face, it's right out of a Harlequin romance.

Sat, 2007-02-17 18:39
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Farewell, My Pet,” in reference to Harlequin.

PARIS: What’s with the goony look? Your face, it’s right out of a Harlequin romance.

PARIS: That kid was on the Colin Farrell freeway about to pull over into the Robert Downey, Jr. rest stop.

Sat, 2007-02-17 18:37
Submitted by TimK

In the episode “Farewell, My Pet,” in reference to Robert Downey, Jr..

PARIS: It’s amazing. I thought you guys were never going to last… I’m just being honest. I mean, Logan Huntzberger? Between the women and the drinking, that kid was on the Colin Farrell freeway about to pull over into the Robert Downey, Jr. rest stop. Click to continue »

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