(Gilmore Girls fan site)In the episode “Back in the Saddle Again,” in reference to Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle.
RORY: Would you really have felt guilty?
LORELAI: No. But I would have felt guilty about not feeling guilty, and you can see how that could just go on forever.
RORY: Miss Gilmore and the Vicious Circle. Click to continue »
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Matthew Broderick.
RORY: Yeah. Oh, and later I pictured you marrying Matthew Broderick, and we lived in New York in this great apartment in the village and we would talk about his Ferris Bueller days.
LORELAI: Just think how easy Producers tickets would be to get.
RORY: Oh, it would be fourth row center every night.
LORELAI: I’m sorry that Matthew and I couldn’t work it out, honey.
RORY: I’ll try to get over it.
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Pee Wee Herman.
LORELAI: When you’ve thought about me and your dad – what have you been thinking all these years? … I mean, did you ever picture us potentially together, like ‘we are family’ together? …
RORY: Well, I’ll admit that I have pictured the three of us living together at various times, but in the way that all kids picture their estranged parents living together or the way they should be together, but it’s stupid.
LORELAI: It’s not stupid.
RORY: Yeah, I’ve pictured it.
LORELAI: Hm.
RORY: But I also pictured you with Pee Wee Herman.
LORELAI: Wow.
RORY: Yeah. We lived in his playhouse and we’d be talking to Chairy and Captain Carl would be walking by.
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Marcel Proust.
RORY: We have leftover Halloween candy.
LORELAI: Aw, waste that on company?
RORY: Well, having company is about making sacrifices.
LORELAI: Martha Stewart?
RORY: I paraphrased Proust. Click to continue »
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Jack Kevorkian.
RORY: No two people know more about assisted suicide than the two of us. Kevorkian called today for a couple of tips.
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to The Two Fat Ladies.
LORELAI: There’s always something on. Uh! Struck gold!
RORY: Not Two Fat Ladies again.
LORELAI: Why not? They’re brilliant.
RORY: Because it’s a cooking show and you don’t cook… Plus, we’ve seen all of them like five times. They’re all repeats.
LORELAI: Yeah, sadly because one of the fat ladies met her maker.
RORY: Really? Which one?
LORELAI: The fat one.
RORY: Come on, which one? The one on the motorcycle or the one in the sidecar?
LORELAI: See, it’s fun just talking about the Two Fat Ladies.
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Reader's Digest.
RORY: Mom and I haven’t done laundry in three weeks, but I have taken to jumping into the gigantic pile of dirty clothes while we play our Reader’s Digest World’s Famous Polka CD that we got used for ninety-nine cents.
In the episode “Bon Voyage,” in reference to Virginia Slims.
LANE: How weird is this? Yesterday we’re sitting on your porch playing jacks and praying to grow boobs, and now look at us. I have a husband and two babies in there, and you’re about to go off and conquer the world. Or at least write about it.
RORY: We’ve come a long way, baby.
In the episode “Bon Voyage,” in reference to Barack Obama.
RORY: Well, I was having drinks with Hugo Gray, right?… So we were just talking about different opportunities that might come up and where I’ve already applied. And he mentioned that the reporter that was covering the Barack Obama campaign for him dropped out because his fiancée got a job in Dubai, so they’re moving… So Hugo asked me if that was something I’d be interested in, and I said, “Yes, I would be interested,” and he told me more about it, and apparently I would be on the campaign trail with the other reporters: the planes, the buses, the whole deal. And I mean it’s only an online magazine, so I wouldn’t be staying where the Wall Street Journal people stay at night but…
In the episode “Bon Voyage,” in reference to Christiane Amanpour.
RORY: Why would Christiane Amanpour be hanging out at the Dragonfly?
LORELAI: I don’t know.
RORY: She wouldn’t.
LORELAI: She is.
RORY: You went up to her and said, “Hi,” and she said, “Hi, I’m Christiane Amanpour. Nice to meet you”?
LORELAI: No, I didn’t go up to her at all. I looked at here and saw that it was her, and I went to get you.
RORY: So I could look at a fake Christiane Amanpour?
LORELAI: She’s real…
RORY: I guarantee you it’s not her. (Sees Chrisiane Amanpour.) Oh my God! That’s Christiane Amanpour!
LORELAI: That’s what I told you.
RORY: I can’t meet Christiane Amanpour in my pajamas.
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