(Gilmore Girls fan site)In the episode “Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days.” Click to continue »
In the episode “A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving,” in reference to Michelle Kwan and the winter Olympics.
LORELAI: How? Rory, what are we if not world champion eaters?
RORY: It’s too much food.
LORELAI: It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny. This is our finest hour.
RORY: Or final hour.
LORELAI: No, no. Get inspired and tomorrow I guarantee you, we will be standing on the Olympic platform receiving our gold medals for eating. We are not Michelle Kwan-ing this.
In the episode “Kiss and Tell,” in reference to Nancy Walker.
“No kissing noises. No stories from my childhood. No referring to Chicago as Chi-town. No James Dean jokes. No father with a shotgun stares. No Nancy Walker impressions.” Click to continue »
In the episode “One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes.”
RORY: YES THE LEVEL OF SERVICE IS JUST THAT UN FRICKEN BELIEVABLE
SHANE:HAVE A NICE DAY
RORY: YEAH THANKS YOU TOO, AND BY THE WAY BLOATY IS NOT A WORD THERE IS BLOATED ,BLOATING BUT NO BLOATY
SHANE: THANX THAT FASCINATING
RORY WELL FOR YOU HOW ICE I MADE IS PROBABLY FASCINATING
CYA!!
In the episode “Back in the Saddle Again,” in reference to Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle.
RORY: Would you really have felt guilty?
LORELAI: No. But I would have felt guilty about not feeling guilty, and you can see how that could just go on forever.
RORY: Miss Gilmore and the Vicious Circle. Click to continue »
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Matthew Broderick.
RORY: Yeah. Oh, and later I pictured you marrying Matthew Broderick, and we lived in New York in this great apartment in the village and we would talk about his Ferris Bueller days.
LORELAI: Just think how easy Producers tickets would be to get.
RORY: Oh, it would be fourth row center every night.
LORELAI: I’m sorry that Matthew and I couldn’t work it out, honey.
RORY: I’ll try to get over it.
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Pee Wee Herman.
LORELAI: When you’ve thought about me and your dad – what have you been thinking all these years? … I mean, did you ever picture us potentially together, like ‘we are family’ together? …
RORY: Well, I’ll admit that I have pictured the three of us living together at various times, but in the way that all kids picture their estranged parents living together or the way they should be together, but it’s stupid.
LORELAI: It’s not stupid.
RORY: Yeah, I’ve pictured it.
LORELAI: Hm.
RORY: But I also pictured you with Pee Wee Herman.
LORELAI: Wow.
RORY: Yeah. We lived in his playhouse and we’d be talking to Chairy and Captain Carl would be walking by.
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Marcel Proust.
RORY: We have leftover Halloween candy.
LORELAI: Aw, waste that on company?
RORY: Well, having company is about making sacrifices.
LORELAI: Martha Stewart?
RORY: I paraphrased Proust. Click to continue »
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to Jack Kevorkian.
RORY: No two people know more about assisted suicide than the two of us. Kevorkian called today for a couple of tips.
In the episode “It Should've Been Lorelai,” in reference to The Two Fat Ladies.
LORELAI: There’s always something on. Uh! Struck gold!
RORY: Not Two Fat Ladies again.
LORELAI: Why not? They’re brilliant.
RORY: Because it’s a cooking show and you don’t cook… Plus, we’ve seen all of them like five times. They’re all repeats.
LORELAI: Yeah, sadly because one of the fat ladies met her maker.
RORY: Really? Which one?
LORELAI: The fat one.
RORY: Come on, which one? The one on the motorcycle or the one in the sidecar?
LORELAI: See, it’s fun just talking about the Two Fat Ladies.
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