Sorry for the mundane title. But, I’m sure most of us are familiar with this cliche. Mousy girl goes unnoticed by a guy (her crush, usually) until she takes her glasses off and suddenly he realizes that she’s a raving beauty. Sometimes the guy isn’t even necessary. The only essential is taking off the glasses and suddenly a girl or woman is good looking. Click to continue »
In “Hay Bale Maze,” April says, “You know what they say: What happens in Roswell stays in Roswell.”
In response, Lorelai asks, “Hmm. Do they say that?”
Of course, me being me, I had to ask Google. And I found out that, no, “they” don’t say it… Unless maybe they say it in Roswell, and it stays in Roswell.
But even if “they” don’t say it, occasionally someone does. One such someone is Mr. Y (named such because the name “Mr. X” was already taken). He said this in an exclusive video interview on the 1957— er, 1967— er, 1947 UFO landing in Roswell, New Mexico. I don’t want to give away too many secrets. But the truth is, it wasn’t so much of a UFO as it was… an RV.
Seriously, though, I also found a “What happens in Roswell stays in Roswell” T-shirt in Panoche’s Utah Shadow store on eBay.
-TimK